Suppose I accidentally got my shit together
Would I get a medal
Or a pat on the back and a little feather
I could stick in my cap or pin it to my shirt
Go out in the yard and poke it in the dirt
Or leave it in the woods where it couldn't be found
If it fell over, would it make a sound
And if it did, would it be the sound that you like
Or should I do it over until I get it right
You say everything I know is wrong
So do me a favor, and play along for a minute
As the rusty gears turn
Don't be alarmed if you smell something burning upstairs
It's a little BB rolling around in a box car
See us together
Maybe it wouldn't be hard to explain
If I only had a brain
Somewhere on a higher mental plane
(Somewhere on a higher mental plane)
I might learn to come in from the rain
(I might learn to come in from the rain)
If I had a clue would I still be here with you
(If I had a clue would I still be here with you)
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
(Gee whiz, if I only had a brain)
Who's that
Oh, my little friend Cupid
Wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid
Always nearby wherever I go
He's looking out for me, don't you know
Mr. Excitement, never in a rut
Johnny on the spot with an arrow in the butt
Ouch! I guess your love is true
Now, if I could only get a clue
Somewhere on a higher mental plane
(Somewhere on a higher mental plane)
I might learn to come in from the rain
(I might learn to come in from the rain)
If I had a clue would I still be here with you
(If I had a clue would I still be here with you)
Gee whiz, if I only had a brain
(Gee whiz, if I only had a brain)
Had a brain
Had a brain
Had a brain
Had a brain