Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Losing control, and I'm all over the place Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Well, you started off with nothing And you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say Please, please Trying to make some sense of it all But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you ♪ And you started off with nothing And you're a self-made man And you're crawling Slap you on the back and say Please, please Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you But I'm stuck in the middle with you Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, stuck in the middle with you Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you