Take you to the cinema And leave you in a Wimpy Bar - You tell me that we've gone too far - Come running up to me. Make the scene at Cousin Jack's - Leave him to put the bottles back - Mends his glasses that I cracked - Well that's one up to me. Buy a silver cloud to ride - Pack the tennis club inside - Trouser cuffs hung far too wide - Well it was up to me. Tyres down on your bicycle - Your nose feels feels like an icicle - The yellow fingered smoky girl Is looking up to me. Well I'm a common working man With a half of bitter - bread and jam And if it pleases me I'll put one on you man - When the copper fades away. The rainy season comes to pass - The day-glo pirate sinks at last - And if I laughed a bit too fast. Well it was up to me.