Have you met a purple man who wears a purple hat He has a big bright purple cape, Has a purple cat Purple buttons on his shirt and purple on his tie He dances in his purple room, he sure knows how to fly He does the tango, He does the mambo, He does the cha-cha, He does the rhumba He does the polka, He does the waltz, He does swing, He does everything (trumpet solo) I met up with the purple man, said " Can you teach me to dance?" He said " You must wear purple shoes, you must wear purple pants Purple buttons on your shirt, purple on your tie Then I'll teach you how to dance, I'll teach you to fly... " You'll learn the tango, You'll learn the mambo, You'll learn the cha-cha, You'll learn the rhumba, You'll learn the polka, Even the waltz, you'll learn swing, You'll learn square dancing(grab your partner!) Swing your partner round and round and round and round and round she goes Swing your partner round and round and round and round she goes Alaman left and a dosey dosey dosey doe Swing your partner round and round and round and round she goes(trumpet) I began to dance around, dancing to the beat With a purple hat upon my head, purple shoes upon my feet I danced and danced in a purple room upon a purple floor I danced and danced the whole night long, I'll dance forever more I do the tango, I do the mambo, I do the cha cha-cha-cha, I do the rhumba I do the polka, I do the waltz, I do swing, I do square dancing(grab your partner!) Swing your partner round and round and round and round and round she goes Swing your partner round and round and round and round she goes... Alaman left and a dosey dosey dosey doe... Swing your partner round and round and roundand round she goes (now we do the horah!)