If you've got the cheek and wanna be awefully, awefully neat And wanna be taken to your seat you'd better consider. If you want to sell and wanna be awefully, awefully swell And wanna be at the Ritz Hotel where you'll be bigger. Big shot - they tell me that's what I could be But it's - momentarily You know it's - momentarily They put you in a wigwam And make you do it on a programme on T.V. You're gonna be on T.V. T.V. You're gonna be on the silver screen You're gonna be knighted by the queen You're gonna be rich and awfully mean You're gonna be what they call the scene You're gonna be noticed where you've been You're gonna be, oh, you're gonna be, oh, too much. If you wanna be King you've gotta be awfully awfully keen You've gotta be taken where you've been you've gotta be noticed. Everywhere you go you're gonna be talking on the phone They're gonna be nothing where you go you're gonna be posted. They'll put you in a wigwam And make you do it on a programm on T.V. Big shot - big shot But it's momentarily You know it's momentarily I don't have a friend who feels at ease