Alright Anyone who's been here before know we always play the song But see, you can never get too much of the doctrine You can never get too much of the doctrine All-o-thosis You know, this is the way religion really works, man They beat you in the submission They beat you until you finally believe Worshipers of the Mighty All, I had a dream The Bass Master general came to me We had a snack at the donut shop He said, "Drink of this bonus cup, it is my blood Eat of this crapper, it is my body" The spirit entered me and I became Allular The Bass Master said, "You are the chosen one" This is "All-O-Gistics" Thou shalt not commit laundry Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's food Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed, yeah Thou shalt always go for greatness Go for it Thou shalt not commit adulthood Thou shalt not partake of Decaf Thou shalt not suppress flatulence Oh-oh-oh Thou shalt not, thou shalt commit thyself to an institution Thou shalt not have no idea Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain Thou shalt not commit hygiene ♪ Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for All Tell me good people, who is the sole achiever So we may live in the beauty of all (Bass Master general) He has the rules, you may live by it And not ruin none Like you alway do it (We shall achieve all) Study them, believe in them You must believe and you shall achieve all (We shall achieve all) He who bears the most gas Let him also bear forth his ass And cast forth the first frap You may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all Chant with me if you will ♪ Pretty good, pretty good, yeah ♪ I don't know ♪ More bonus cups Here we go, here we go Believe in all, believe in all Bass Master general He has the rules, you may live by it And not ruin none (We shall achieve all) You must believe in all, all, all, all (We shall achieve all) Yeah