You and me got a stupid kind of love Stupid in every way The only thing we agree on is that we disagree How can two people see so many things so differently? Makes me wonder whats the point behind this travesty You tell me we're in love But you don't even like me Like fire and gasoline You and me got a stupid kind of love Stupid in every way What is it about you that keeps me hanging around? The only time it's a good time is when we're having sex Then you tell me you wanna get married, I'm gonna puke! You say tomato I say beef jerky Look what you do to me You and me got a stupid kind of love Stupid in every way Every time you give me shit Using only half your half wit I'm getting sick of you. You tell me we're in love But you don't even trust me Isn't this just great for me?! You and me got a stupid kind of love Stupid in every way What kind of stupid kind of love is this?