I didn't notice that you cut your hair I didn't notice that it was blue I didn't notice that you pierced your tongue I don't recall the dress you wore the day i met you I almost missed your birthday once again Your sister called me just in time I forgot to wipe my muddy shoes You get so pissed when i track around the grime This is but a test This is just a trial run You can still push reset Trade me in for a better one Sometimes i'm a dick I'm a rabid hockey fan All i can promise is I'll do the best i can I forgot to pick you up on time And i forgot to pay the bills I forgot to put the seat back down Sometimes my drinking buddies take your favorite pills Can't say i don't bring you flowers anymore Cause i don't bring them any less And i don't take you to your favorite store Cause i don't have the money To buy your favorite dress But i work and i try I'm not as big a jerk as every other guy You ever liked, you ever knew Once in a while i go with you to buy new shoes But i work and i try I'm not as big a jerk as every other guy You ever liked, you ever knew Sometimes i break down and take you to the zoo This is but a test This is just a trial run You can still push reset Trade me in for a better one Sometimes i'm a jerk I won't deny that's what i am All i can promise is I'll do the best i can