Return to duty corporal punishment
He had the brain that never dies
Return to duty corporal punishment
The cask is emptied every night
He's socially retarded
Tries to get this party started
With brutal
And unparalleled insight
What a champion
(What a punish)
He hides a dark and seamy history
He keeps so quiet about his past
Not even one confirming photograph
Of each tale more boring than the last
I think, he's planning something
Could find out but I can't listen
To long-winded stories
With no end
What a champion
(What a punisher)
What a champion
(What a punisher)
I can see him on the news now
His neighbors never once complained
About the noise of diggin' in the backyard after midnight
They just thought he was annoying not insane
What a champion
(What a punisher)
What a champion
(What a punisher)
What a champion, what a way to learn
Mind has started slow, what a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn?
Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher
Spent his youth torturing small things
Put his little bro through hell
The only way to get his own back
On the world he saw as failed
Find it so hard to listen
To a guy who's such a creep
No more walkin' on eggshells
'Cos he's gonna put all his friends to sleep
What a champion
(What a punisher)
What a champion
(What a punisher)
What a champion, what a way to learn
Mind has started slow, what a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn?
Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher
What a champion, what a way to learn
Mind has started slow, what a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn?
Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher