I remember when we walked as one and all the truths were known
And we were scrappers in the schoolyard fights
Talked tough on the telephone
But there was always one big guy who feared nothing and no one
His name was Gary and he looked so mean, he wasn't a lot of fun
When he walked by, you got the fuck out of the way
Gary was, was the top cat in his day
And everybody said that he'd get his some day
Now Garry was the school yard bully, didn't have a lot of friends
He had kids do his homework for him, stupid 'til the end
On graduation day he stood the tallest and he got his degree
He couldn't add two plus two, let loose on society
When he walked by, you got the FUCK out of the way
Gary was, was the top cat in his day
And everybody said that he'd get his one day
Well I swear to this day that I still see his face
When I have a bad dream at night he's the monster to my room
Now gruesome Gary met his match at a young and tender age
He got a whipping at the mall one night
The Police took him away
The town cheered and the geeks all jeered but I'll just make a bet
Gary will live on in infamy, he was the meanest guy you ever met
When he walked by, you got the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
Gary was, was the top cat in his day and everybody said that he'd get his one day
Gary was, was the top cat in his day and everybody said that he'd get his one day