Wrapped presents sit under the Christmas tree Except for one, from you to me Thats in the backyard, set on fire Unlike our love, you burnt your desire To stay with me, this holiday season Walls put up, I'm outside freezing Jack frost nipping at my toes No more kisses underneath the mistletoe Naughty or nice get me off that list Santa's ratings are such bull shit There'd be no gifts for you If he saw everything that you do I'm tiny tim and you're my scrooge My haunting past I'm working through I'm telling it all, hope you're amused Heres my christmas story, I got screwed I used to never be such a grinch You took a mile I gave an inch Everytime carolers start to sing Bells jingle its so deafening Ill set that eggnog to the side Steal Santa's sleigh and go for a ride Ive been wronged, I'll make it right I'm stealing Christmas tonight Naughty or nice get me off that list Santa's ratings are such bull shit There'd be no gifts for you If he saw everything that you do I'm tiny tim and you're my scrooge My haunting past I'm working through I'm telling it all, hope you're amused Heres my christmas story, I got screwed You used me like santa did Rudolph's nose Not a big suprise, that's the way life goes Shouldve saw you sharpen that candy cane Gave you my heart, and you stabbed away Naughty or nice get me off that list Santa's ratings are such bull shit Naughty or nice get me off that list Santa's ratings are such bull shit Santa is such a douche bag i just want my heart back Santa is such a douche bag i just want my heart back Santa is such a douche bag i just want my heart back Santa is such a douche bag i just want my heart back There'd be no gifts for you If he saw everything that you do I'm tiny tim and you're my scrooge My hanting past I'm working through I'm telling it all, hope you're amused Heres my christmas story, I got fucking screwed