Stepped in dog shit again this morning Every day starts off like this Another sad song here's a warning Here comes another swing and a miss I was never any good at baseball But life seems to like to pitch So I stand with this bat ready Hoping to park that son of a bitch If I wake up one more day To a job I really hate I may end up dying Or damaging my mental state Why do sad songs make me happy When happy songs make me feel sad Is it because I'm feeling crappy Or is it cause I'm just so mad Why do sad songs make me happy When happy songs make me feel sad Is it because I'm feeling crappy Or is it cause I'm fucking mad I've always been a fan of theme parks Mother nature must've caught a glimpse Has me ride this coaster til dark But I ain't even gonna wince If life is gonna try and fuck me Let me at least get my free lunch first Things are starting to get ugly Pray I don't end up in a hearse I'm nowhere close to happy And I can't pretend to be Each day that I spend kicking Gets a little harder for me Why do sad songs make me happy When happy songs make me feel sad Is it because I'm feeling crappy Or is it cause I'm just so mad Why do sad songs make me happy When happy songs make me feel sad Is it because I'm feeling crappy Or is it cause I'm fucking mad