I can't get my ducks in a row They just spread their wings and peck at me When I get too close Some days are just for the birds But things can always get worse They used to waddle now they're flying instead So I guess I'll run for cover As they aim for my head Is there egg on my face Or is it something else? I don't wanna know I need a shower, then I'll show them I'm not finished yet And I'll look pretty, as I put them in their place (Yeah Right) Life just likes to laugh at me I never asked to star in my own comedy But I'm pretty sure that life just likes to laugh at me, so I'll let myself in on the joke Whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I can't get my ducks in a row They just spread their wings and peck at me When I get too close But I won't be foiled again 'Cause this time I've got a plan, oh I followed them back to the nest But I brought some bags of chicken feed So I don't get wrecked Nobody's fun when they're hangry But we'll get along 'til dinner is done I made an impression 'Cause the ducklings all imprinted on me Now I look foolish As they follow me around Life just likes to laugh at me I guess I could be mad, but I don't wanna be Yeah I hope I never take myself to seriously, so I'll let myself in on the joke Life just likes to laugh at me And most of my existence is embarassing But we'll all look back and laugh at this eventually, so I'll let myself in on the joke Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh