There's a place you can go
If you want to
As long as you tick the box
They'll make you fit the bill
Pass go, pay the man
Yeah you've got to
The best things in life are free
The better things hold a fee
All they wanna know is
Is it gonna help them change the world?
Ah Mr Rags To Riches
He's got the whole room in stitches
All they wanna know is
Is it gonna help them get the girl?
And make a decent caption
To equal their clothes' subtraction
Did you go, see the bright lights
Take the trip?
Fall into open arms
Caught up in this vice of ours
Ones to watch
Yet nobody's looking
They all want to know your name
Just so they know who to blame
And all they wanna know is
Is it gonna help them change the world?
Ah Mr Rags To Riches
He's got the whole world in stitches
All they wanna know is
Is it gonna help them get the girl?
Once the weekend is over
Still stick around when you're sober
It's not what you know
It's who we know
And as long as you put on a show
You'll be fine (yeah right)
Oh aye? (goodnight)
Yeah right (yeah right)
Goodnight (goodnight)
Said he knows the man
Who thinks he's the man
And this time next year they'll be big in Japan
Alright (yeah right)
Oh aye? (goodnight)
Yeah right (yeah right)
Goodnight (goodnight)
And all they wanna know is
Is it gonna help them change the world?
Ah Mr Rags to Riches
He ends up with sixteen stitches
All they wanna know is
Is it gonna help them get the girl?
It's a cautionary tale from rise to demise
If you play a silly game
Then you'll win a silly prize