She's got a face like a wet weekend
And I thought I was the umbrella
Makes you think you've got it all worked out
The less you know the better
Oh and it's always the same
But I'm getting ever so wise
Caught up in the mess you made
I won't slip no not this time
Well make your mind up soon
She'll be gone this time next week
Promises you don't intend to keep
Should I be distraught or delighted?
You're not mine I don't intend to take an interest
And all jokes aside, that wasn't what you said
And you say you don't lie, but we all know that you did
And you do my head in, oh don't you just know it
Are you sure this is what you want?
That wasn't what she meant
I couldn't stand to catch a glimpse
Of the back-handed compliment
Temptation takes its toll
That and what we've had to drink
And if you don't ask, you don't get
Kiss goodbye as my heart sinks
Well make your mind up sharpish
Cos I don't know where I'll be
It all depends on what you choose to believe
Should I be distraught or delighted?
You're not mine I don't intend to take an interest
And all jokes aside, that wasn't what you said
And you say you don't lie, but we all know that you did
And you do my head in, oh don't you just know it
You're not mine I don't intend to take an interest
And all jokes aside, that wasn't what you said
And you took your time, to twist the tale that you told your mates
How could so much heartbreak, come from such a pretty little face