I'm up high, now I'm down low I go fast, I go slow Watch me go, what a fancy show I'm up high now I'm down low Hello I swing to your left. I swing to your right When I'm tying up my swinging friend, better make it tight If it's loose I just might swing to the left then completely out of sight. Wooooooo A little web is cute but a big web is wise When a web is little it won't catch many flies And what would I eat to maintain my lovely size? A little web is adorable but a big web is wise I am on the floor, now I'm on the ceiling I don't like the floor, it gives me a scary feeling I could get squished, that is unappealing I am on the floor but I prefer the ceiling I got squished once and my elbows are still healing I like being dry, I don't like getting wet Try climbing a wall when you're soggy – I don't even like to sweat Do you know the weather? I haven't checked it yet I'll stay inside where it's dry; I don't like getting wet I'm up close, now I'm really far That was way beyond walking distance, I should have taken the car When I'm this far can you hear me play guitar? I'm up close now I'm really far This is the end, it's not the beginning You'll be able to tell when I stop singing Right now!