I got one eye for lookin' And that's enough I got two feet for dancin' And stompin' on stuff Do you need a hand Cause I've got three You can count on me You can count on me You can count on me If you need anything at all I'm the first one you should call You can count on me I got four candles If you've got a cake I've got size five flippers If you're swimmin' in the lake Do you need a little honey Because I have six bees And I own a boat So we can sail around the seven seas You can count on me You can count on me If you need anything at all I'm the first one you should call You can count on me I've got eight pandas I taught them how to sing Luppa Dup Buppa Dup Bub Bub Bing That was exactly nine notes They're doing my thing You can count on me I love counting I'm sure you're aware If I had enough time I'd count everybody's hair I'd count to a million A trillion but then I'd get so excited I Merely get to ten Now lets do it backwards When you're nine floors up Take the elevator I can think of eight places I can hide an alligator I have seven ideas I'd like to share with you later I can carry six plates I used to be a waiter Five flamingoes, heh Did you bring those Four types of three year old cheese It stinks though I got two feet That's a good amount I got one eye for looking so Why do I count, heh You can count on me You can count on me If you need anything at all I'm the first one you should call You can count on me