Welcome to my kitchen, it's like my home
I've got all kinds of friends here
I love my little fishies, and my fishies love me too, hey, guys
They brighten up my kitchen with the fishy things they do
Swirling around, blowing bubbles, I cannot help but stare at them
I love my little fishies in their little square aquarium
Hey, oh, oh, oh! You'll never guess what I put in the soup
Oh, oh, oh! You'll never guess what I put in the soup
What's the matter? You look nervous
Don't worry, I don't like fish, anyway
I've got a bunch of chickens, they're a lovely bunch of folks
The funniest bunch you've ever met, makin' eggs and crackin' jokes
When they're not makin' the jokes, they're doin' yoga stretches
A little bit of yoga keeps my chickens the freshest
Hey, oh, oh, oh! You'll never guess what I put in the soup
Are you curious?
Oh, oh, oh! You'll never guess what I put in the soup
What you? No, who would do the eggs?
Oh, I got French onions
But they might make me cry
I've got garlic, but it makes my breath stink
I've got broccoli, chives
Nah
I mean, sure, these are delicious, but none of them are for me
I have a special ingredient, it's my grandma's recipe
Are you ready for my secret? Okay, I'll tell you what I do
My secret ingredient is a fragrant, succulent, crusty, imported shoe!
Hey, oh, oh, oh! Hey, look what I put in the soup
Look, it's aged to perfection
Oh, oh, oh! Hey, look what I put in the soup
I wore it for three weeks
Oh, oh, oh! Hey, look what I put in the soup
That's what I call "sole food"
Oh, oh, oh! Hey, that's what I put in the soup