My name is Dave
I live in a cave
Everything's good as it should be
In the prehistorical neighbourhood
Here's my cave
What a great location
Check out my interior decoration
There's a kitchen, a bedroom
A bathroom with a shower
The floor is made of dirt
So it's always growing flowers
So cool
Life on the rocks
I don't need to dress up
I don't even wear socks
There's peace and quiet
Not a lot of stress
Except for that volcano
Now that's a hot mess
My name is Dave
I live in a cave
Everything's good as it should be
In the prehistorical neighbourhood
There's the woolly mammoth with the sensitive trunk
With a nose like that, she's not crazy about skunks
Here's my stick
I'm keepin' it as a pet
It's the safest pet that I've found yet
Not like my sabretooth tiger
Who likes to play chase
I think he's curious about the way that I taste
I'm Dave (his name is Dave)
I live in a cave (live in a cave)
Everything's good as it should be
In the prehistorical neighbourhood
So much to do
Like pile up my rocks
Take an afternoon nature walk
Discover fire for cookin' in the kitchen
Or work on my book, it's an historical fiction
I built a fast lookin' car
It's a pretty big deal
If I could only figure out how to invent the wheels
Eh, I can't know it all
But at least, I'm not a neanderthal
Sorry
What am I?
I'm glad that you asked
I'm from thousands and thousands of years in the past
I'm the one that they all call paleolithic
I'm caveman, Daveman, I'm terrific
I'm Dave (his name is Dave)
I live in a cave (live in a cave)
Everything's good as it should be
In the prehistorical neighbourhood
I'm Dave