Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is
Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is
Have you ever seen a nose? Well let me describe it
It's right on your face it's not very private
It's pretty sensitive I wouldn't high 5 it
You can make it honk, but you can't drive it
A nose is for smelling, but I got to be fair
A nose can do a lot of things
A nose can grow hair
A nose is important, it needs special care
If a nose gets running, it might need repair
Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is
(Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is)
Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is
(Everybody knows, I know, you know)
There are noses in the roses it's Steven and Kevin
They hang out in the roses 'cause it smells like heaven
Sometimes they sniff, sometimes they wrinkle
They wrinkle when they get a sniff of something with a stink (OHHH)
Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is
(Everybody knows, what a nose is, nose is)
Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is
(Everybody knows, I know, you know)
Now, it's about time we take a little pause
Take a moment to admire your snoz
I like doing that I think it's because
Noses are cool they deserve some applause
Is yours big, small?
Shaped like a ball?
Is it pointy, stubby?
Is it clean or grubby?
Does it provide shade for a family of crickets?
I'd like to see that, I'd buy tickets
Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is
(Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is)
Everybody knows, everybody knows, what a nose is
(Everybody knows, I know, you know)