A quiet day at school, a little after lunch I was sitting in the library reading adventure books I felt something in my nose so I discreetly pulled it out When I saw it on my finger I wanted to scream and shout It was wiggling and jiggling and jumping up and down I was in the library and couldn't make a sound There was an alien in my nose, an alien in my nose And it was gross, gross, gross, gross! There was an alien in my nose Purple, green and slimy, with pointy teeth and bloodshot eyes I tried to shut it in a book, but it survived So I stabbed it with my pencil, tried to wipe it on a friend It took my lunch, said, "Take me to your leader" and jumped back up my nose again There was an alien in my nose, an alien in my nose And it was gross, gross, gross, gross! There was an alien in my nose I could feel it crawling, creeping closer to my brain It was trying to suck the smart out to make me crazy and insane So I threw it on the floor, tried to squish it with my shoe When this didn't work, I knew what I would have to do I had to be brave and save the world I knew I had to defeat it There was only one way to stop this thing I knew I was going to have to eat it There was an alien in my nose, an alien in my nose And it was gross, gross, gross, gross! There was an alien in my nose An alien in my nose, an alien in my nose And it was gross, gross, gross, gross! There was an alien in my nose There was an alien in my nose There was an alien in my nose