Every time you leave your house Things go on there that you don't know about There's a dinosaur sleeping in your bathtub in your home There's a dinosaur sleeping in your bathtub in your home, in your home There's a dinosaur sleeping in your tub at home I hope he don't wake up and use your telephone A dinosaur sleeping in your bathtub in your home There's an alligator jumping up and down on your bed at home And that's the truth A big old muddy-footed alligator jumping on your bed at home In your home There's an alligator jumping up and down on your bed I hope he don't fall off and bust his head An alligator jumping up and down on your bed at home There's a hippopotamus playing video games in your home And he's the high score A hippie hippopotamus playing video games in your home, in your home There's a hippopotamus playing video games There might be two or three, but I don't know their names Do you know any hippopotamus names? There's an elephant cooking spaghetti in your kitchen at home Right now there's a big, fat, gray, smelly elephant Cooking spaghetti in your kitchen at home, in your home There's an elephant cooking, he's been there a while I think he got the recipe from Julia Child An elephant cooking spaghetti in your kitchen A hippopotamus playing video games A dinosaur talking on your telephone A big, old alligator waiting at the bottom of your bed Just waiting to nibble on your toes, in your home