I ain't goin' back to jail again There ain't no way in hell I ain't sittin' in no cell again I ain't waitin' on no bail 'Cause you ain't drunk no more, you're just cold and sad And the pepper spray, still hurts real bad Two criminals are playin' cards Can't sleep one wink, 'cause the floor's too hard No, there ain't no way in hell That I'm goin' back to jail You won't find me in no police car Hemmed up in the back seat I won't see another row of bars I done bought a handcuffs key Well the guards won't let you smoke at all You reach voicemail, for your one phone call There's a smell of sweat that you can't ignore And some crackheads' peein' on the floor No, there ain't no way in hell That I'm goin' back to jail I admit that I was drunk Yeah I admit that I was real messed up Yeah I admit that I have sinned But there ain't no way I'm goin' back again 'Cause the food is harmful to your health And that billy club, left a great big welt Now you know what jail time really is When you're all laid up in some crackhead piss There ain't no way in hell, Now there ain't no way in hell Said there ain't no way in hell That I'm goin' back to jail I ain't goin' back to jail