I'm signing in Never mind, I'm logging off I'm a phone app addict With a smokers cough Whatever gets you off I'm glowing up Scratch that, I'm breaking down Like a trapeze artist Demoted to clown Whatever keeps me around Report and block my account Please get me out Cause who needs friends When you have followers? Who needs a twist When you're born an Oliver? I'm so sad Couldn't be any shallower I choke it down I choke it down, swallower I'm going viral Nope, I'm just sick as hell But not in a cool way I'm pretty unwell The normal clientele But you seem cool Or at least you're pretty cool online And if we never meet in person It's probably fine We're humans in decline Delete and suspend my page I can't get away Cause who needs friends When you have followers? There's no twist When you're born an Oliver I'm so sad Couldn't be any shallower I choke it down I choke it down, swallower Don't spit it out Just choke it down, swallower