I'm sorry I've been acting weird
It isn't quite your fault
And I swore I wouldn't apologize
So take this with a grain of salt
But I've been feeling pretty hollow
And I was shallow before you
Now I'm drained as hell like a useless well
Do what you have to do
Why'd you call me that?
What's that hurt in your eyes?
I'd be broken up if you left me
But I wouldn't be surprised
Please don't make me write our epitaph
Sorry if this sounds rehearsed
I could learn your favorite adjectives
If you show me all your favorite verbs
Cause I don't want another episode
We don't have to fight right now
I could be your fiercest advocate
If you tell me I'm your favorite noun
I was hoping we could talk it out
Get our grievances off of the shelf
You can only fight your demons for so long
Until you're just at war with yourself
But I'm trying to get to a better place
I'm just taking the scenic route
Cause for some reason, I still want in
While everybody screams get out
What's your game here?
Why do I even try?
I'd get over it if you left me
You know I could never tell a lie
Please don't make me write our epitaph
Sorry if this sounds rehearsed
I could learn your favorite adjectives
If you show me all your favorite verbs
Cause I don't want another episode
We don't have to fight right now
I could be your fiercest advocate
If you tell me I'm your favorite noun
Tell me I'm your favorite
Just tell me I'm your favorite
I saw eternity through a phone screen
In the back of a liquor store
With one foot firm on my own neck
And another out the door
Please don't make me write our epitaph
Sorry if this sounds rehearsed
I could learn your favorite adjectives
If you show me all your favorite verbs
Cause I don't want another episode
We don't have to fight right now
I could be your fiercest advocate
If you tell me I'm your favorite noun
Just tell me I'm your favorite
Oh, oh
Tell me I'm your favorite
Oh, oh