I WAS BORN INTO A HUMBLE
LITTLE FAMILY IN QUEENS
BOTH MY PARENTS BARELY HAD THE MEANS
TO FEED US RICE AND BEANS
IN MY TEENS I WAS THE LEADER OF
A GANG TO DO SOME GOOD
AND THE PEOPLE SOON WOULD KNOW ME AS
THE NEW YORK ROBIN HOOD
THEN ONE FATEFUL NIGHT MY FATHER WAS
JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET
WHEN HE HAPPENED ON A DUFFEL BAG
ABANDONED AT HIS FEET
AND WITHIN THAT BAG HE FOUND SOMETHING
THAT STILL GIVES ME THE CHILLS, MY DAD
WAS THRILLED TO FIND IT FILLED UP
WITH ONE MILLION DOLLAR BILLS!
IN HIS WISDOM DADDY GAVE THE MILLION
DOLLARS STRAIGHT TO ME
CAUSE HE KNEW THAT IN MY BIG HANDS
WAS THE SAFEST IT COULD BE
NOW I WANTED TO BUY PROPERTY
TO HELP MY WALLET FATTEN
SOMETHING PERFECT FOR CONSTRUCTION
LAND I WOULDN'T HAVE TO FLATTEN
SO...
I BOUGHT AN ISLAND FROM THE INDIANS
AND I CALLED IT...
MANHATTAN!
BECAUSE I'M
DONALD TRUMP
THE ONE,
THE DONALD TRUMP
I'M WORTH HUGE HUGE SUM
PLEASE RISE FOR DONALD TRUMP
THEN MY FRIENDS ALL CAME TO ME TO SEEK
ADVICE, OR TO BE BLESSED
AND I REALIZED IT WAS WRONG
TO KEEP THIS HIDDEN FROM THE REST
SO I STARTED A T.V. SHOW
WHERE MY BRILLIANCE COULD BE SHARED
AND OF COURSE IT WAS THE HUGEST SHOW
THAT EVER HAD BEEN AIRED
PEOPLE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME
WITH RATINGS OFF THE CHARTS
BUT I SOON GOT BORED AND QUIT THE SHOW
WHICH BROKE A BILLION HEARTS
THERE WERE RIOTS IN THE STREETS AS PEOPLE
BEGGED ME TO COME BACK
EVERY CITIZEN BELIEVED THAT I
COULD SET THINGS BACK ON TRACK
BUT THEY DIDN'T SIMPLY WANT ME
AS AN ICON ON THE SCREEN
PEOPLE KNEW I WAS THE GREATEST
LEADER THAT HAD EVER BEEN
THE ENTIRE COUNTRY CAME
DEMANDING TRUMP AS THEIR NEXT
PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES!
BECAUSE I'M
DONALD TRUMP
THE ONE,
THE DONALD TRUMP
I'M WORTH HUGE HUGE SUM
PLEASE RISE FOR DONALD TRUMP
AS THE PRESIDENT I MADE OUR
COUNTRY'S PROBLEMS GO AWAY
BUILDING WALLS AND MAKING SURE
THAT ONLY MEXICO WOULD PAY
I GOT BORED AND STARTED THINKING
LIKE A TRUE ENTREPRENEUR
I HAD MADE AMER'CA GREAT AGAIN
SO WHY NOT GO GREATER
SO I HAD US HOP ACROSS THE WALL
INVADING ALL BELOW
ALL OF SOUTH AMER'CA WELCOMED ME
NOT ONE OF THEM SAID NO
WE FELT BAD ABOUT OUR NEIGHBORS
UP IN CANADA AND SO
WE INVADED THERE AS WELL
AND SO AMERICA DID GROW
BUT THEN COUNTRIES ROUND THE WORLD
BEGAN TO SEE HOW GREAT I WAS
THEY WERE JEALOUS AND INSISTED
THAT THEY JOIN ME IN MY CAUSE
THE ENTIRE PLANET CAME A FIN'LLY
REAL'ZED WHAT I'M WORTH
AND SO ELECTED ME TO BE THE ONLY
PRESIDENT OF EARTH
BECAUSE I'M
DONALD TRUMP
THE ONE,
THE DONALD TRUMP
I'M WORTH HUGE HUGE SUM
PLEASE RISE FOR DONALD TRUMP
As the president of earth I ended poverty and crime
All humanity had never seen a more sensational time
But like always I the Trump am never satisfied or done
So I set my sets up high towards the planets and the sun
With my Trump spaceships and rockets
I took over all of mars and I plan to still expand
And win the war for all the stars
It's been quite a life so far but this is only just
The start if my scientists do their part
I will never go away
No the Trump is here to stay
I will never die no goodbye please applaude
I'll be good can't be top well peace out
China China China China China China China China China
BECAUSE I'M
DONALD TRUMP
THE ONE,
THE DONALD TRUMP
I'M WORTH HUGE HUGE SUM
PLEASE RISE FOR DONALD
I'M the DONALD
Yes the Donald
DONALD TRUMP!