Wanna watch a movie?
No, that's okay
We could watch Noises Off, I know you love that one
Heh, do I look bored?
Nope. Cute, just like always
Love you
I love you
Kill him
With the vase
Smash on the head, or pow!
Right in the face
Wow, the thought never occurred once before
But now the thought feels like I've opened a door
No, I've never imagined my husband in peril
Except for that one time outside Crate and Barrel
Or when he detested Cate Blanchett in Carol
Wake up, forget this grim notion you've got
What a morbid idea, must have smoked too much pot
And God knows I haven't been sleeping a lot
What a thought
Heh...
What's funny?
What? Oh, nothing, just looking at Twitter
Kill him
With the plug
Sure, you still love him
But boy, can he bug
...No!
Have to stand up and go grab a LaCroix
Not draft how to drown someone you still enjoy
It's a terrible time and we're all going mental
It's getting to me and it's not coincidental
But seventeen Valium would surely be gentle
My God! He's perfect, and don't forget hot
It's been weeks since he irked me and months since we fought
I'm crazy, I'm cuckoo, with me I cannot
Dummy!
What a ludicrous
Laughable
Int'resting
Blender!
No
This whole thing's insane
A grown-ass man afraid of this?
It's inane
Nothing will happen
Not to you, not to him
Everyone's perfectly safe
Mark?
Yeah?
You okay?
For sure... just... makin' a drink. Heh. A drinky, drinky, drink drink
Do it
Spike his drink
Poison is quickest and cleanest, I think
You're being weird
You know, I'm feeling kind of weird.
I should probably take a sleeping pill and go to bed early
How many sleeping pills do you think we have?
Aaugh!
Life's too short to live this distraught
Have a drink or three, oh, eat those Cheetos he bought
And please just stop planning this murderous plot
What a thought!
What a thought!
It's a thought
You look really scared
What? No, no, no, it's just everything that's happening in the world
You know? And it's like, I get these things in my head
And I can't get them out, no matter how hard I try
I get that. I've had this stupid tune stuck in my head all day
Aah! Exactly like that!
How 'bout let's play a game to get your mind off of it.
Like... Twenty Questions
Okay, I'll start. Do you have any enemies?
Ha ha, I think I have never loved you more
Burglar
Set the scene
Put things just so
Oh, you're one fucked-up queen
Weird, though I've never considered the act
It's appeared like an incontrovertible fact
Don't you worry about ev'ry minor detail
'Cause thinking too hard is how amateurs fail
And girl, they don't have your hair color in jail
Ha-ha! The vase just might be my best shot
And who cares anymore if he's dead or I'm caught
The world has turned into a bloody black blot
And sooner or later we're all gonna rot
What a thought!
(I think I'll put on the movie)
What a thought!
(Wouldn't you like that?)
What a thought!
(Here I go...)
I don't want to!