Anne White
Anne was the saddest bitch
In the ladies' dorms
Her mom had died
And she was feeling shitty
Anne hardly ever spoke
Never made a friend
But wait one sec
Before you give her pity
'Cause
Anne was the baddest bitch
In the ladies' dorms
She was a thief
And nobody suspected
She snuck into our rooms
Shopped like at a store
And oh my God
The stuff she soon collected
A pack of cigarettes
A yellow blouse
My monogrammed compact
Silver signet ring
My small leather-covered notebook
And a carbon copy of a sonnet
A black satin slip
My stuffed gray bear
My white pen and pencil set
And my gold ankle bracelet
In the trunk with her mother's fur cape
Oh yeah
Anne was the maddest bitch
In the ladies' dorms
She even fooled
Our dormitory mother
Our mama called a meet
Said, "Someone confess"
And there we were
Condemning one another
(Except Anne, quiet, friendly Anne)
(You did it! No, you did it!)
A pack of cigarettes
A yellow blouse
My monogrammed compact
Silver signet ring
My small leather-covered notebook
And a carbon copy of a sonnet
A black satin slip
My stuffed gray bear
My white pen and pencil set
And my gold ankle bracelet
In the trunk with her mother's fur cape
Gotta catch the thief
Turnin' every leaf
Every girl in grief like
"Ain't me! Ain't me!"
Every little beef
Every scandalous belief
Paraded to the chief, but
"Ain't me! Ain't me!"
'Till we got to Anne's room o' gloom
Everyone said
Her mama's dead
Don't lose your head
Move on instead
But under the bed
Was the whole dang spread!
Ahhh!
Each other's privacies
And secrets we're learnin'
Every girl took her shit
And took to rippin' and burnin'
While Anne was lacin' a boot
And lookin' cute with our loot
The girl was makin' her escape route
Anne White, shoot
Oh!
A pack of cigarettes
A yellow blouse
My monogrammed compact
Silver signet ring
My small leather-covered notebook
And a carbon copy of a sonnet
A black satin slip
My stuffed gray bear
My white pen and pencil set
And my gold ankle bracelet
In the trunk with her mother's fur cape
A pack of cigarettes
A yellow blouse
My monogrammed compact
Silver signet ring
My small leather-covered notebook
And a carbon copy of a sonnet
A black satin slip
My stuffed gray bear
My white pen and pencil set
And my gold ankle bracelet
In the trunk with her mother's fur cape
In the trunk with her mother's fur
Trunk with her mother's fur
Trunk with her mother's fur cape
Anne was the baddest bitch in the ladies' dorms