Snollygoster Goon Sold the moon and is soon to conjure Bait & switcheroo Set the hook for the sheep to follow Snollygoster goon Glitch in the matrix prevents you knowing Money calls the tune As sordid scene with a bias showing Buff my balls for tee-off we'll see how this goes Sacred cows and cretins crowding up the lane Misanthropic ring in a nose full of snot Saying everything and nothing all for gain Wide smiles and quarter truths All the while bilking you Sugar sweeps the broom Corruption junction we're only human Sing this Snolly tune Until the shills say, "Hello there, Truman" Snollygoster Goon First to crow of some good intentions Ruthlessness in boon Was just elected the finance chairman Snolly robs the future from the mouths of willing babes It's a mob rule in these days of hear and say Dead men have no view, won't defend cannot sue History revision claptrap stays the same Shell games are de riguer Who hid the surplus cure? Snollygoster goon An appetite built on lust for power Sorry 'bout the gloom It's just a job so it doesn't matter No free lunch, never was Despite the omnibus Snollygoster goon The devil's due as the circuit's shorting Sycophantic blooms From rotten flowers and powder snorting Snollygoster Goon He wants it all and will stop at nothing Thinks he's quite immune Don't look now 'cause his storm is coming The Empire's crumbling You bloody sucking yeah!