The rain pours down in sheets And the sky is gray The sun just won't come out And it's been like this for days What if Noah had been here And said he spoke to God What if Noah had been here To warn about the flood Now I'm a disbeliever But he just might be right It has rained and poured before Forty days and forty nights What if Noah had been here And said he spoke to God What if Noah had been here To warn about the flood Noah did like God commanded And built a gopher wooden ark God said He'd wipe away the earth As He had made it But no one cared to hark One pair of each creature Invited high and dry Both male and female So that they could multiply Well, if Noah had been Here I'd kick him in the shin Cause if Noah had been here He just would not let me in