I lost my phone Standing here I'm all alone I've got no coat to keep me warm My cheesy chips are cold All I know is that I'm walking home Where the hell did all of my friends go? Guess I'll die here I'm never one to persevere Can't call an Uber God I'm such a loser La la la (Oh!) La la la (Oh!) I'm such a fucking loser How about a no I wanna go home I'm cold, this road is taking its toll I'm cold, this road is taking its toll I'm cold, this road is taking its toll I'm cold, this road is taking its toll (So where is my phone?) D'you turn in already? I'm waiting outside with my fists to the door My head is so heavy And I'm only seconds from hitting the ground Guess I'll die here I'm never one to persevere Can't call an Uber God I'm such a loser La la la (Oh!) La la la (Oh!) I'm such a fucking loser How about a no I wanna go home How about a no I wanna go home