Well it isn't my fault, I was given those beans
You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans
And without those beans there'd have been no stalk
To get up to the giant in the first place
Wait a minute, magic beans
For a cow so old that you had to
Tell a lie to sell it, which you told
Were they worthless beans were they old but sold
Come on, tell us who persuaded you to steal that gold
See it's your fault!
No!
So it's your fault!
No!
Yes it is!
It's not!
It's true!
Wait a minute, though I only stole the gold
To get my cow back from you
So it's your fault!
Yes!
No it isn't!
I'd have kept those beans but our house was cursed
She made us get a cow to get the curse reversed
It's his father's fault
That the curse got placed
And the place got cursed in the first place
Oh, then it's his fault!
So
It was his fault!
No!
Yes it is
It's his
I guess
Wait a minute, so I chopped down
The beanstalk, right that's clear
But without any beanstalk
Then what's weird is
How did the second giant get down here
In the first place, second place
Yes!
How?
Hm?
Well, who had the other bean?
The other bean?
The other bean?
You pocketed the other bean!
I didn't
Yes I did!
So it's your fault!
No it isn't
Cause I gave it
To my wife
So it's her fault!
No it isn't!
Then whose is it?
Wait a minute, she exchanged that bean
To obtain your shoe, so the one who knows
What happened to the bean is you
You mean that old bean that your wife held dear
But I never knew and so I threw
Well don't look here!
So it's your fault!
But-
See it's her fault!
But-
And it isn't mine at all!
But what?
Well if you hadn't gone back up again
We were needy!
You were greedy, did you need that hen?!
But I got it for my mother!
So it's her fault then!
Yes and what about the harp in the third place!
She went and dared me to
I dared you to?
You dared me to, she said that I was scared
So she dared me
No I didn't!
So it's your fault!
Wait a minute!
If you hadn't dared him to
And you had left the harp alone
Well if you hadn't thrown away
The bean in the first place
Well if she hadn't raised them
It was your fault
You raised the beans
In the first place!
It's your fault!
You're responsible!
Your the one to blame!
It's your fault!