I am proud to say, I've been a muse for manipulators Who write songs about a girl that saves them from the dangers Of reality and normal life The picket fence, the stable wife Because you don't have to mean it when you tell me that you love me I'll believe it And I am proud to say that I'm afraid of conversation You're a nineties playboy, I'm just bows and hesitation My best friend in high school was a revolving door Of girls who didn't like themselves, but hated me more And I am proud to say that I avoided hand foot mouth disease While it was ravaging my neighborhood like cigarettes and weed You asked me why I follow every rule all of the time Then I punched you in the face and I said, "It's your fault, not mine" And I talk to my therapist about everyone I meet Cause they think they're insignificant, but they're the world to me And I hope every living thing gets to be loved someday I got mud on my favorite shoes and you threw them away And I am proud to say I found someone who claimed to love me He didn't mind that I talked too much or that I'm fueled by anxiety My senior prom dress was kind of a let down Didn't want people thinking prom was something that I cared about We got a little wine drunk, and we danced and cried and laughed One time a boy called me eclectic, wonder what he meant by that And I have Stockholm syndrome for a house that almost killed me For a mom who couldn't face the world, who couldn't take care of me And apparently there's something complex about my PTSD And I am proud to say I wrote this whole song in hours Sometimes I like to think that writing fast is my superpower But sometimes I go too fast, like I'm goddamn lighting McQueen And I'm sorry for the cars reference but I haven't reached maturity Drill into my skull and pull my brain out of my head Put it on a silver platter, bring you breakfast in bed I sing like I am screaming to a boy who isn't there So stay with me, and I can write you songs and braid your hair