What just happened
What is this I hear
I never thought I'd see this
Not in a million years
Smart-ass in a bathrobe thinks he's always gonna score
No wonder your old lady doesn't dig you anymore
You're not as young as you think you are
(Cradle robber)
I'm sorry that I didn't know this before
They're much too young for a guy like you
(Cradle robber)
You're not as cool as I thought you were
Producers, directors
They play their wicked game
You're not quite on their level
But to me you're one and same
Public image babyface and private monster heel
Thinking with your willy doesn't tell you how they feel
You're not as young as you think you are
(Cradle robber)
I'm sorry that I didn't know this before
They're much too young for a guy like you
(Cradle robber)
You're not as cool as you thought you were
You're not as young as you think you are
(Cradle robber)
I'm sorry that I didn't know this before
They're much too young for a guy like you
(Cradle robber)
You're not as cool as you thought you were
You're not as young as you think you are
(Cradle robber)
I'm sorry that I didn't know this before
They're much too young for a guy like you
(Cradle robber)
You're not as cool as you thought you were