I'm a fairly quiet guy but I like to laugh and that That's OK but when I'm laughing I look just like a twat You might say that's ridiculous and of course you're right Except when I'm trying hard to make an impact And she keeps telling jokes Just the other day I went to a concert on my own I forgot to read the program and I felt so alone All they played was an overture by some Russian get I was so ashamed I had to fake a headache And she keeps telling jokes When I got back home I noticed that something else was wrong Girl Not that anything was broken But everything was changed and upside down I had to take the day off and cancel all my dates And my girlfriend she was angry and so were all my mates But alas it's important to have a happy home And nothing can stop me in my search for beauty And she keeps telling jokes