Dear Mrs. Claus
It's me, Kisos
I've been a good boy this year and I wanted to ask something special of you both
I hope you don't think I'm being too forward
But I just need to know
May I eat your husband's bussy?
Could Santa spare some bussy?
Just a snowflake of Santussy?
Mrs. Claus you gotta tell me
Need consent to eat his coochie
Could Santa spare some bussy?
Just a snowflake of Santussy?
Mrs. Claus you gotta tell me
Holiday got me so horny
I don't mean to intrude on your love
Want him sliding down the chimney
On my face from above
Baked a batch of cookies
Cuz I heard he got cakes
Just a thought of the taste
Makes my jingle bells shake
Oh Mrs. Claus don't hold out on me no more
Lemme show him how we do it south of the north pole
Could Santa spare some bussy?
Just a snowflake of Santussy?
Mrs. Claus you gotta tell me
Need consent to eat his coochie
Could Santa spare some bussy?
Just a snowflake of Santussy?
Mrs. Claus you gotta tell me
Holiday got me so horny
God damn Santa
Mrs. Claus you gotta let me hit that
There is plenty of ass to go around
You take one cheek I'll take the other, let's go
I want your man to be my boy
Santussy outsold every other toy
I want your man to be my boy
Santussy outsold every other toy
I want your man to be my boy
Santussy outsold every other toy
I want your man to be my boy
Santussy outsold every other toy
I want your man to be my boy
Santussy outsold every other toy
I want your man to be my boy
My boy (My boy, my boy)
Could Santa spare some bussy?
Just a snowflake of Santussy?
Mrs. Claus you gotta tell me
Need consent to eat his coochie
Could Santa spare some bussy?
Just a snowflake of Santussy?
Mrs. Claus you gotta tell me
Holiday got me so ho-ho-horny