My girlfriend is a hipster, she's way more rad than me,
Imported baccy, blue Rizzla, cheap cider she's gnarly,
My girlfriend is a hipster she's got way more tats than me,
I know that I'm her Mr but when she gets bored I'm history.
I pick up the tab even though it's tight,
If I love a song she's like 'it's alright.',
She smokes with her pals drinks beer with mine,
She drinks wine then beer but she still feels fine.
She's a hipster da da da da da da da daaaa da da da
Spends her whole life whole life on a hangover hungover,
Then cries in the pillow when the party's over,
She's the queen of the scene,
We're loves young dream,
Until she has a melt down and blames it all on me.
My girlfriend is a hipster, she's way more rad than me,
Imported baccy, blue Rizzla, cheap cider she's gnarly,
My girlfriend is a hipster she's got way more tats than me,
I know that I'm her Mr but when she gets bored I'm history.
She's a train wreck, she's a car crash,
My beautiful accident we love to smash,
She fancies Charles Bronson she made me grow a tash,
Mascara running down her face she looks like trash
She's a hipster da da da da da da da daaaa da da da
She's caning all my wages caning all my salary,
I'm losing all my pounds like I'm counting calories,
I'm a mug I said it drop a tea bag in me,
But the girl's so hip she makes me feel ugly,
My girlfriend is a hipster, she's way more rad than me,
Imported baccy, blue Rizzla, cheap cider she's gnarly,
My girlfriend is a hipster she's got way more tats than me,
I know that I'm her Mr but when she gets bored I'm history.
She's a tornado she's a hurricane,
Going around and around and around in my brain,
A typhoon, a cyclonic storm that can change,
At the drop of a hat she's lightening caged,
A landslide, an avalanche covered in pretty snow,
A snow man can snow ball if they're pushed hard enough to roll,
Word spreads like wild fire, monoxide vengeance,
A flood and drought all in the same sentence,
She's the volcanic ash that's clouded my chi,
I'm Thailand, she's the tsunami,
She's holding all the cards, in charge literally,
She asks the class a question I'm like 'me, me, me, me, me!'
My girlfriend is a hipster, she's way more rad than me,
Imported baccy, blue Rizzla, cheap cider she's gnarly,
My girlfriend is a hipster she's got way more tats than me,
I know that I'm her Mr but when she gets bored I'm history.
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