There was a rumour on the grapevine The word had got around There was a party goin' on On the wild side of town I said to Jody "do you wanna go?" Now Jody likes to party And I knew she wouldn't say no Well we got the right street But we got the wrong number Then like a shot in the dark We heard that thunder Of the party to end all parties Wildest one in the book Party to end all parties Step inside and take a look Motor Bikin' Bobby said to Sleazy Sue I know exactly what we are gonna do We're goin' upstairs gonna lock the bedroom door We're gonna party till we can't party anymore At the party to end all parties Turn of the century Party to end all parties A riot in the first degree Party to end all parties Party on the wild side of town Party to end all parties We ain't ever gonna live this down Two guys in the bathroom They've been there for an hour Somebody said that they were takin' a shower Jimmy couldn't wait so he kicked down the door Found his girlfriend and the two guys Havin' a party on the floor At the party to end all parties Wildest one in the book Party to end all parties Step inside and take a look . at the party Party to end all parties Party on the wild side of town Party to end all parties We ain't ever gonna live this down