Wanna tell you 'bout my friend-a He got hit by a fender But he'll soon be on the mend-a He's of the male gender Glad to see that he's on his way He's not for burial today Because he's in He's indisposed Ah, well, he's in, yeah-yeah He's indisposed (Hey!) Found him outside the dry cleaner's Oh, the driver's misdemeanors I've never seen a face so green-a He looks a-like the cat's dinner Glad to see that he's on his way He's not for burial today Because he's in He's indisposed Ah well he's in, yeah-yeah He's indisposed (Hey!) (Hey!) (Hey!) (Hey!) (Hey!) (Hey!) (Hey!) He got hit by a car Now he's lying on the tar Had an experience bizarre Not unlike peninsula, ra ra hey! Glad to see that he's on his way He's not for burial today Because he's in He's indisposed Oh, well he's in He's indisposed Ah, well he's in Yeah-yeah He's indisposed Ah, well he's in Yeah-yeah He's indisposed Ah, well he's in Yeah-yeah He's indisposed