My toothbrush won't clean o dear Mrs Green Throw it away, throw it away My cheese it won't grill o dear Mrs Pill Turn up the heat, turn up the heat. And don't be sad, its not that bad Tomorrow will be better. My peach it won't squash o dear Mrs Posh Throw it down, throw it down. My tummy won't tickle o dear Mrs Pickle Give it a poke, give it a poke. My hair it won't grow o dear Mrs Snow Buy a new wig, buy a new wig. My eggs will not scramble o dear Mrs Campbell Try them fried, tried them fried. My telephone won't ring o dear Mrs Ding Then get it mended that would be splendid. My head it won't spin o dear Mrs Pin. Take it off, take it off "I have" said Mrs Pin, "but now I can't find it." Oh ... well when you find your head this time Just place a smile upon your dial No don't be sad it's not that bad Tomorrow will be better.