Have you ever seen a man Standing on one leg While standing on a bus? Have you ever seen a man Having a cup of tea Standing on one leg While standing on a bus? Have you ever seen a man Shaking a tambourine Having a cup of tea Standing on one leg While standing on a bus? Have you ever seen a man Shaving off his beard Shaking a tambourine Having a cup of tea Standing on one leg While standing on a bus? Have you ever seen a man Washing his dirty hair Shaving off his beard Shaking a tambourine Having a cup of tea Standing on one leg While standing on a bus? Have you ever seen a man Playing a game of ping-pong Washing his dirty hair Shaving off his beard Shaking a tambourine Having a cup of tea Standing on one leg While standing on a bus? You haven't? – either have I