I play the violin every morning And every evening of every day Suzuki Bach Vivaldi Schumann But really all that I want to play is – I play the grand piano practice My chords and scales and arpeggios So boring and it drives my family Up the wall Dad says 'Why don't you play' – I play the flute the silver flute But it doesn't sound much like James Galway I wonder if when he was ten whether Sometimes he was allowed to play – I'd really love to sing a classical Song or two at the Opera House And sound like Pavarotti La la la la la la la la la la la.