Thomas? Thomas? Has anyone seen Thomas? Thomas? Thomas? Thomas? He could have bashed into some buffers Or dropped down into a mine Or rolled into the ocean 'cause he passed a danger sign He could be stuck inside a tunnel with no steam to move at all Or crashed into a stationmaster's house Right through a wall He could've strayed into a woodland On a track that's overgrown Or found a secret tunnel to some island that's unknown That doesn't make any sense How can there be an island around here that's unknown? What if it was always covered in mist, hm? Ooh, that sounds very mist-erious Ooh! Ahahah! He could be caught up in a landslide Or have fallen off a bridge Or tried to climb a mountain and be stuck up on a ridge He could've been derailed when he was trying to win a race Imprisoned in a steelworks Or be lost in outer space Fat Controller to Major Thomas Come in, Major Thomas Stop messing around, you're causing confusion and delay He could've gone off to some other place that we don't even know He could be almost anywhere Oh, where did Thomas go? We don't know, sir Well, keep looking He could be anywhere Anywhere (Where's Thomas?) He could be anywhere Anywhere (Where's Thomas?) He could be anywhere Anywhere in the world Sir, sir, sir! I found out what happened to Thomas Alright Emily, calm down and tell me slowly Thomas went down to the docks, sir And Carly loaded him on to a ship She did what? But that means... He could be anywhere in the world He could be checking out the pyramids While floating down the Nile Or in the outback of Australia with a crocodile He could be in Paris sitting by the Eiffel Tower Or chilling in Antarctica He wouldn't last an hour He could be in the Himalayas taking in the mountain air Or acting like a tourist in the heart of Times Square Are there tracks there? Of course, the subway goes right through it Oh! You mean, he's gone underground? Hello!? Hello? He could be in Rio de Janeiro as the carnival goes by Or out on Easter Island saying hi to a Moai Hi Hi He could be on an African safari, racing a zebra Or in Venice on a gondola Don't be preposterous He's a tank engine, he can't fit in a gondola Well, he could if it was a rather large gondola He could be wrestling a sumo in a match in Tokyo He could be almost anywhere Oh, where did Thomas go? We still don't know, sir Well, we have to find him He's my number one engine He could be anywhere Anywhere (Where's Thomas?) He could be anywhere Anywhere (Where's Thomas?) He could be anywhere Anywhere in the world Oh, Thomas. Where could you be?