Plainride
2023 · album
Plainride - (The Tale Of) Private John Colter lyrics
Artist: Plainride
album: Return Of The Jackalope
In days long past,
There was word of a creature roaming the American lands
A fearsome beast – half rabbit, half deer
Now that creature was known by the name of the Jackalope
First sighted by Private John Colter in 1806
Tales of the baneful critter soon became legend
Amongst those to choose a life in fear over gruesome death
As the years passed by
And reliable evidence proved to be a thing of peculiar rarity,
Jackalopes were presumed dead
Or nothing more than the foolish babblings of loners and madmen
In 1813, John Colter died a healthy man of barely 40 years.
Now some claimed Jaundice to be the cause of his sudden death
But let me tell ya, a body was never found
There was word of a creature roaming the American lands
A fearsome beast – half rabbit, half deer
Now that creature was known by the name of the Jackalope
First sighted by Private John Colter in 1806
Tales of the baneful critter soon became legend
Amongst those to choose a life in fear over gruesome death
As the years passed by
And reliable evidence proved to be a thing of peculiar rarity,
Jackalopes were presumed dead
Or nothing more than the foolish babblings of loners and madmen
In 1813, John Colter died a healthy man of barely 40 years.
Now some claimed Jaundice to be the cause of his sudden death
But let me tell ya, a body was never found
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