I took a ride down Capp St. My friend was sitting next to me He said he needed a lady A rub, a tug and a squeeze... from a sleaze Someone not too hard to please So he got... A toothless bearded hag A worn out porno mag It's a dirty trick to play... with a friend I think I got the bends We headed down to Dan's house He said he left us a key We walked upstairs, I just sat and stared What I saw I couldn't believe ...it was obscene Downright frightening Don't be with a... A toothless bearded hag A worn out porno mag It's a dirty trick to play... with a friend I think I got the bends