Welcome to the heartbreaker club We got soda and drugs For you to numb the pain Don't you wish you could wish it away? All of those tears gone I hope you have fun I shoulda known better, I should have If I asked you to teach me Would you tell me your ways? If I asked you to leave me Wonder what you would say Overthink every "baby" and "maybe" Oh, lately I've been going insane You're a real sweet talker All boys and the girls Are wishing that they could be you Or that they could be yours And I asked you to help me You said it was easy Just turn off your feelings Fuck their heart, you can keep it So welcome to the heartbreaker club We got soda and drugs For you to numb the pain Don't you wish you could wish it away? All of these tears gone I hope you have fun I shoulda known better, I shoulda Welcome to the heartbreaker club We got soda and drugs For you to numb the pain Don't you wish you could wish it away? All of those tears gone I hope you have fun I shoulda known better, I shoulda known better My bad, I'm fucking with you again So sad, found out I'm a heart bandit And you got that look in your eyes End every word with a sigh I think I'm making you cry Some day I'll look back on what I told you And I'll regret it I'm not usually this way I'm normally quite sensitive I'm overwhelming you I know, I overestimate myself But if you wanna know how I do it Then you're Welcome to the heartbreaker club We got soda and drugs For you to numb the pain Don't you wish you could wish it away? All of those tears gone I hope you had fun I shoulda known better, I shoulda known better Welcome to the heartbreaker club We got soda and drugs For you to numb the pain Don't you wish you could wish it away? All of those tears gone I hope you have fun I shoulda known better, I shoulda known better