I wish that I could watch SNL There's just something about pretending to laugh along To 9 sketches out of 10 when only 1 is funny and I'm holding onto hope that it gets better I can't go anywhere - this mindless tether's An invisible bond, my tired TV can't understand Why I wanna watch a movie without my friends Just because it's on the TV, even though I've got the DVD I hate the adverts It really breaks the immersion But I love the feeling, that it's not just me watching My lonely brain hurts "10 points - who can answer this next question Who begs to be alone?" When I'm alone it eats away at me Maybe I should learn Spanish Maybe I could learn some Japanese I wish that I could watch Jimmy Fallon The fake laughs at all his guests, I can't even fathom But then again, I pretend to be happy all the time I wanna watch America's late-night TV Even though I rarely find the guests that funny But I guess that Jimmy doesn't either He's just the nation's Favourite actor Late-night TV A worldwide distractor Work 9-5, but 5-9 Is the only time, you disconnect your mind When I'm alone When I'm alone When I'm alone I feel so alone When I'm alone When I'm alone When I'm alone I feel so alone When I'm alone When I'm alone When I'm a-