(Mike Monroe, Hanoi Rocks) I know a man Back in Japan Backyard Babies Is his favorite band (Joey Ramone, Ramones) I got a friend His name is Ben He's gone to hell But they won't let him in - Cause there is nothing That touches me the way they do And all the lies, you've been hearin' baby They're all true - Cause there is nothin' That touches me they way they do Nothing touches me the way these people do (Danko Jones) I got a friend Her name is Grace When we broke up It put a smile on my face (Tyla, Dogs D'Amour) And there's a girl That I love Sadly she resides in Heaven up above - Cause there is nothing That touches me the way they do And all the lies, you've been hearin' baby They're all true - Cause there is nothin' That touches me they way they do Nothing touches me the way these people do Look at all these lonely people They're born to lose But they can not die (Nina Persson, Cardigans) I love my friend My only friend He doesn't know me But his word is my command (Kory Clarke) We meet our friends Down at the bar Celebrity intoxicated stars