All you slickers do is complain Come back home back on the range Kill a pig with no debate We're what make this country great Makin' it great Makin' it great Makin' it great Great Great Great Some like it hot Some like it cold I like it right In the middle Don't like our guns Give em' a shot You might find out You like em' a lot (BANG!) Simplicity Doesn't mean That we're stupid From What I see You're the ones With four dollar coffees Know my gender And my god Babies playing in the yard Little slice of apple pie It's not much, at least it's mine Mhmmm Some like it hot Some like it cold I like it right In the middle Gimmie my plot My TV show Somewhere to shop Then leave me alone Stay out my thoughts Stay out my phone Stay out the heart Of the middle You're only stuck if you're stuck... and I'm COMFORTABLE IN THE MIDDLE COMFORTABLE IN THE MIDDLE COMFORTABLE IN THE MID- The blood comes pumping From the heart of it The blood comes pumping From the heart of it From the heart of it From the heart of it From the heart of it From the heart of it The blood comes pumping From the heart of it From the heart of it From the heart of it From the heart of it From the heart of it From the heart of it From the heart of it The blood comes pumping From the heart of it From the heart of your heart COMFORTABLE IN THE MIDDLE COMFORTABLE IN THE MIDDLE COMFORTABLE WITH MY GUT IN THE MIDDLE BUT I'M COMFORTABLE IN THE MID- Dull