Humpty dumpty sat on the wall While comfy vegans were having a ball All the king's corpses and all presidents Couldn't pretend it'd be fine once again The wall was so tall couldn't see him at all Till it fell down so hard, it destroyed all of y'all Eeny meeny... NO There was Jerry Jeffery Jimmy Joe John and Judy were laying low While some of the neighbors were eating Crow London bridge was falling down That Daddy built with iron bars? Iron bars do not bend or break So how did it fall? Are all of you fakes!? And was Mary really quite contrary Or did Mary Mary's heart get buried? And then stepped on over and over again How does your garden grow? Did that old woman really live in a shoe? That many kids stink! She lived at the zoo Was it the past? Is it the truth? Or was it that mean, morbid, old mother goose?